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chuk norris has a massive chin and is almost unbeatable Colossal Humanoid (cowboy, big chin) Hit Dice: googleplex to the power of googleplex Initiative: +893754616587647624467345897145435614010101010125146542312343502021010101010101010100001010101010101 Speed: too fast, faster than light over 860000000,000,000,000,000,000ft per second AC: 1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000009 Base Attack/Grapple: +1111111111111111111000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000022222222222222222222222222223333333333333333333333333333333333444444444444444444444444444444444555555555555555555555555555555556 Attack: chin smack, gaze, whip, rape, smile. Full Attack: (chin smack) splits the earth in two, 1915642658746785d100, (gaze) instantly kills 2000 subjects, whip whips a subject until they go white and fluffy (whipped cream style) 1d6 nonleathal dmg', (rape) rapes subect instantly killing them once he stops, (smile) when he smiles it lights up the other side of the world its that bright, it blinds all creatures on the planet (even the ones under ground) and starts forrest fires and burnes the mud itself. Space/Reach: across the whole world Special Attacks: none Special Qualities: spells (noted below) Saves: Fort:15643574324354515154424151056421101544541 Will:101010101010101010100010101010101010101011010101 Abilities: Str:matrix Dex:coloured Con:yellow Int:suger Wis:equals Chr:1354654574654324567357435757415345444545 Skills: all of them plus 10000 that don't even exist, all of them plus 11111000110101011113113211440101544104424405454654313265435413213247544 Feats: all of them puls all of the epic feats. Environment: any Orgranisation: film crew CR: unlimited Treasure: every item ever created Alignment: any Advancement: 0 Level Adjustment: 0   spells. he has unlimited spells per day, and can cast any spell as a free action, can cast any epic spell as a free action and can cast as many spells as he likes in a round and in other peoples rounds too. Author: chuck norris